Road To Riches

While the condition of roads in AP have gone bad to worst, in hyderabad
its worst to worster n worstest (new words to be added to dictionary).
But lets see the positive side. There are ppl benefitting from all classes.
1. Poor class: puncture wala. My car had 5 punctures in a month. N bike 1.
2. Business class: Tubes, tires, auto spare parts sellers. They have flurishing business.
3. Doctor class: They started singing 'Road tera masthana, business
mera devana, bhool na hum say ho jaye'. Ppl hav back pains as it seems
u r driving on tsunami waves. Ppl get great irritating eyes as dust n
dirt everywhere. Lungs get filled with debries n particles. Broken
bones n ribs due to slips and slides.
4. Contractor class: For these ppl, its like Euro lottery. They
started being noticed by LIMCA BOOK OF RECORDS for least lasting roads
with most expensive bids. Kalmadis all the way.
5. Politician babus: The contracts for road repair n maintenance are
awarded via politicians to their relativies, for their relativies,
with their relativies. Next 3 generations of contractors can live
luxuriously. Politicians get commissions and under table income.
I heard special flights are commuting between India n Swiss to carry
money into the politician accounts.
Tag line : Roads to riches.